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Joke of the Day
"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"
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"You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)"
"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."
"A Big Moron and a Little Moron Were on a Trestle The big moron fell off. How did the other stay on? He was a little more on..."
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"Get a big metal box, label it ""TIME CAPSULE"" and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like."
"How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"
"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."
"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."