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Joke of the Day
"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"
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"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."
"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."
"Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking."
"What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it."
"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"