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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""cool story, bro"" is not an acceptable substitute for ""congratulations"" when your friend calls and tells you she's pregnant."

"Why was the Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was really a mummy."

"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"

"Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV? There was too much sax and violins."

"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."

"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."

"You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell."

"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"

"I decided to give away all of my old batteries Free of charge"

"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."