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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""cool story, bro"" is not an acceptable substitute for ""congratulations"" when your friend calls and tells you she's pregnant."

"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."

"If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry."

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."

"""You are what you eat."" ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY?"

"I'm going to need to crash at your place for a few days. My girlfriend caught me measuring my cock the other day. She kicked me out. Apparently it fits right down her moms throat."

"I'm not racist, but... >[deleted]"

"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"

"An elephant, a 500lb gorilla, and a naked emperor walk into a room Nobody says a thing."