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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"
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"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall..."
"David Sedaris on Willie Nelson What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."
"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."
"Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells? She outgrew her B shells."
"[Spelling Bee] -Your word is phlegm -Can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears throat for 5 minutes*"
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"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."