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Joke of the Day
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because D shells are too big."
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"50% of Canada Is the letter A"
"AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?"
"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."
"Why didn't Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled       [/r/funny told me to go here >.>]"
"Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"
"Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink! Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?"
"If it's important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it's not, you will find an excuse."
"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."
"Warning: NSFW Jokes"