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Joke of the Day
"50% of Canada Is the letter A"
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"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"
"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""
"How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb? does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?"
"My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said ""If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"""
"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"
"""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers"
"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"
"5yo: OMG I'M STARVING I NEED TO EAT I'M GONNA DIIIIIEE!! *eats 3 fries* 5yo: Can I be done?"
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""