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Joke of the Day

"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."

"If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter."

"If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented."

"Some days I think Forrest had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running."

"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"

"Top Rated Videos: Dangerous Joke ever.Baby is being Edict.awkward http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/dangerous-joke-everbaby-is-being.html"

"What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."

"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"

"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"