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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [/r/funny told me to go here >.>]"

"[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip."

"I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga."

"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"

"Whenever I see an empty pizza box in a neighbor's garbage can, I get jealous someone had a better night than I did."

"This weather girl is giving the weather report and her titties are blocking the state of Texas. #LoneStartitties"

"Why do Republicans use rulers? They want everything to be straight."

"A snake walks into a bar ""How did you do that?"""

"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."

"I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol."