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"Why do squirrels swim on their back? to keep their nuts dry."
"So, I'm thinking of getting a sex change. Currently I have none, but I identify as someone who does. EDIT: Changed relate to identify. I think it better that way."
"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"
"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."
"What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family."
"Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts? He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :("
"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"
"If morning had a face I would totally be punching that shit right about now."
"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"