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Joke of the Day

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"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"

"What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures."

"Social media is one of the best things to ever happen to stupidity."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up bitches."

"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""

"I found out today that I was adopted. But they returned me."

"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."

"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."