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Joke of the Day
"What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures."
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"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"
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"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."
"One old song. A thousand old memories."