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Joke of the Day

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't."

"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""

"Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!"

"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle."

"Whenever two people argue over something, yell out ""OBJECTION"" and then contradict the one wearing something you don't like."

"The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? Russell."

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"