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Joke of the Day
"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."
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"A man walks into a bar With a piece of asfalt in his hand, goes to the bartender and says ""Ill take 2 beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""
"Where do Germans go to post shitty memes? NeinGag."
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"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."