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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."

"A good day for a bad boy is talking a good girl into a bad decision."

"Next time a dude says ""Pictures or it didn't happen"", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched."

"CNN News ""Tree Falls On Bank"" Does anyone know what branch?"

"Overworked Employee in India"

"Wife: ""I'm tired of you endlessly misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger films. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""You'll be back."""

"Lif's too short"

"[murder scene] detective: ""she drown?"" cop: ""after a blow to the head"" d: ""what's he doing?"" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]"

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"I posted ten puns hoping one of them would make it to the front page No pun in ten did"