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Joke of the Day

"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."

"I'm so done with Apple products! Their phones can't do jack..."

"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!"

"Why don't anteaters ever get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!"

"I'm terrible at telling jokes I always mess up the punch limes"

"Two businessmen are at a bar One asks the other: ""What would you do with a loan of a million dollars?"" The other replies: ""Not become Trump."""

"Coworker: By your age I was on my 3rd child already. Me: Wow that's a lot of kids to eat in a such a short period of time."

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"

"In honour of all the miss piggy/kermit the frog jokes going around today. Why can't miss piggy have children? Because she keeps fucking a frog and their DNA is not compatible. No?"