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Joke of the Day
"Seriously guys, people drive like shit when I'm tweeting"
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"What did the statue say to the chair? Chair? Statue?! :D"
"""If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son."" -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy."
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""
"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says ""We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."" The Higgs Boson replied, ""Well, without me, you can't have mass."""
"Why do they call it PMSing? Mad Cow disease was already taken."