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Joke of the Day
"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."
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"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."
"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"
"Bus trip Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"
"Why did Santa name his penis Conjunction? Because it joins Clauses."
"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."
"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."
"I love jewish comedians they never ham it up."