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Joke of the Day

"Don't have your phone number posted on FB if you don't want me calling you at 3am drunk asking for the recipe of that cobbler you posted."

"I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames"

"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence."

"Feel like Woods household right now is a bunch of people brainstorming, ""what is any other plausible reason for this accident?"""

"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."

"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."

"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"

"How can a room full of couples be empty? There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha"