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Joke of the Day
"What did the statue say to the chair? Chair? Statue?! :D"
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"What do you call a Mexican ready-meal? Dinner for Juan"
"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Its white and on their land."
"After being made bishop, a man is asked what his next move will be. Diagonal."
"My friend's spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play at that game."
"My milk of magnesia brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, you sounded younger on the phone."
"Quitting twitter is the adult version of running away from home. We ALL know you're doing it for attention and we ALL know you'll be back."
"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"