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Joke of the Day

"What did the statue say to the chair? Chair? Statue?! :D"

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"

"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark) They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!"

"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"

"What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere."

"Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."

"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"