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Joke of the Day

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says ""We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."" The Higgs Boson replied, ""Well, without me, you can't have mass."""

"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."

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"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."

"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."

"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"""

"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."