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Joke of the Day

"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"

"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"

"Do you know how a suicide wank works? You just shoot yourself in the face!"

"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"""I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me."" ""We're terrified of dentists."" ""I'll kill a lion!"" ""It was a beloved lion with a name."" ""Dammit."""

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor."

"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."

"If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing"

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"