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Joke of the Day
"Please don't tell 9/11 jokes today they're just plane wrong."
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"The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye."
"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."
"Bernie Sanders If I had a nickel for every time a redditor posted about something Bernie Sanders, I'd be the kind of person he is always smearing. A BILLIONAIRE!"
"Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. Sincerely, spiders"
"What's red and white, red and white, red and white? Sant rolling off your roof."
"Who did Alaska vote for? Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife"
"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"
"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"
"pool party at my house, bring ur own pool"