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Joke of the Day
"If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?"
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"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."
"In the end, the tribe of cannibals caught the Hardy Boys. That night, they had mystery meat."
"I just left my job. I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. ""You're fired."""
"There's no way Kat Von D knows when she's done showering."
"What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?"
"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."
"Window repairman: What happened did someone try to break into your house? Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk"
"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest."
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... ...Dozen tit?"