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Joke of the Day
"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."
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"Did you hear that the saucepan beat the pot in a wrestling match? It was a real boil over."
"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."
"[spoken while holding in a huge bong rip] i'll take a shower when the market demands it"
"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."
"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."
"Rams>Cowboys Coincidence ?"
"How do black people get to Hogwarts ? They go through wall 9 3/5"
"How much lube do you need for anal? A buttload."
"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."