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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."

"Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aarrrh."

"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."

"train me. no. train me. okay. training montage. the big fight. i'm glad you trained me. i'm glad i trained you. #everyboxingmovie"

"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken."

"Doctors seem to have cornered the market on so-called ""medical advice."""

"Where can a hand refuel its car? At a fist pump."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest babies? Go ask your mother."

"Why do white people own so many pets? Because we're not allowed to own people anymore."