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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""

"Jesus. Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around."

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."

"What's the difference between Jews and Christians? Jews get really angry, but Christians just get a little cross."

"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"

"Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do"

"A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming"

"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."

"One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's."

"Several toilets were stolen last night. Police say they have nothing to go on."