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Joke of the Day

"You know what they called vegetarians 300 years ago.... Poor People..."

"Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa."

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."

"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."

"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent."

"I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future... ...so far, I'm making a prophet."

"One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :("

"Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it the New Releases section."

"A joke my three year old brother told me Why do cows poop carrots? BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!"