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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal? Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records."

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"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."
"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""
"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"
"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."
"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish."
"Sorry I declined your Facebook friend request, but I can't have those sideburns popping up in my news feed unannounced."
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