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Joke of the Day

"I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish."

"hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? ""dude, that's a condom"""

"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"

"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"

"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."

"Johnny Bravo would be so perfect for Jersey shore."

"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"

"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."

"How many Jews does it take to change Hitler's mind? None, there has to be no Jews."