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Joke of the Day

"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."

"Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg"

"I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza? It takes me longer to eat the pizza"

"What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? Stamps!"

"I asked my dad if I was adopted... He said, ""No, but not from lack of trying."""

"Facebook needs a ""settle down"" button you tap on a friend's profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately."

"SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it."

"A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."