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Joke of the Day
"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."
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"Yo Mama so fat she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake."
"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."
"There's too much nudity on TV these days... ... all I can do is sit here and shake my fist at it."
"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""
"""You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why."" - Magazines"
"If you're a vegan w a gluten allergy who doesn't own a TV do you put it on a business card or just wait to force it into every conversation?"
"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"
"two deer walk out of a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."""
"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"