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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I declined your Facebook friend request, but I can't have those sideburns popping up in my news feed unannounced."

"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"

"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside"

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form Then he died."

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."

"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"

"""Can I maim myself with it?"" - my toddler's mental checklist before deciding to play with something"