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Joke of the Day
"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"
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"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"
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"I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile."
"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"
"I hate Russian Dolls They're so full of themselves."