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Joke of the Day
"You don't work you don't have money to live, you work there's no time to live."
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"A cashier was serving a pregnant lady And enthusiastically asked ""Wow! Your child is so large already! Is it a boy or a girl?"" ""Yes"""
"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."
"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."
"Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""
"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."
"Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: ""Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?"" Nana: ""Hitler."""
"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""
"Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis? Cause Allies don't like axis powers"