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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize."
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"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"
"Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally? He was just two tired."
"What did the P say to the R? ""Is that a strap-on?"""
"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."
"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"
"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."
"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."
"9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist. the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too"
"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"