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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."

"I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you."

"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."

"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"

"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left"" Because black people have no rights."

"Air travel is 60% device recharging and 40% other people's farts."

"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"

"When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does."

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"*Crosses fingers* *Fingers plan their revenge*"