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Joke of the Day
"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo."
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"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick."
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"I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are ""slender and agile"" which pretty much rules that out."
"A study has shown that 40% of men over 40 suffer erectile dysfunction. Looking at 40% of women over 40, I'm not surprised."
"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."
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"I knock some sense into people with a hammer."