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Joke of the Day

"July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them."

"Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: You thought I was black? Cop: Haha. Yep. You're free to go sir"

"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."

"Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant? Because he was Messi"

"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"

"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."

"How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. ""A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!"" they cried"

"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"

"*chasing after a rooster* give me your cool hat"

"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."