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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Sasha Grey retired? It's fine though, at least she went out with a bang!"

"DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well..."

"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"

"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"

"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"

"My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record."

"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""

"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."

"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"

"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married."