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Joke of the Day
"If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights."
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"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."
"Stay away from a place called, ""Farm Fresh Restaurant"". I ordered the chicken soup. A rooster walked up and teabagged his ball$ in a hot bowl of water at my table."
"One liner I thought of and giggled at the other day A wise man once said, ""Love is all you need. And Kevlar."" I made up that last part."
"If a chick gets a tattoo of a horse on her boob, by the time she's 70, it'll be a giraffe!"
"A GIRL SAID.... TODAYS JOKES..A GIRL SAID TRUST ME....LOL"
"All the sex I've ever had in my life... has been an inside job."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."
"Oscar Wilde: Always be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Liam Neeson: I will find them. Wilde: Wait, I meant- Neeson: EVERYONE"