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Joke of the Day
"A GIRL SAID.... TODAYS JOKES..A GIRL SAID TRUST ME....LOL"
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"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"
"I'm selling a parachute just as new, used only one time, didn't open once."
"What is the unit of power? Yes."
"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"
"I'm writing a book about introverts. It's not coming out any time soon."
"Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily"
"Self-Love Joke When I was at the zoo, I couldn't figure out why a monkey was staring at me with its hand between its legs. Then it came to me."
"I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time."