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Joke of the Day
"If a chick gets a tattoo of a horse on her boob, by the time she's 70, it'll be a giraffe!"
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"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
"A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar The bartender says, ""You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"" And the pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""
"You're a guy, therefore you can't ""hehehehe""."
"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""
"Hello? 911? Could you warn the Byzantine empire that Leo VI is going to die next year and they should appreciate him while they can?"
"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."
"What kind of salad dressing does a tree use?"
"*walks up to a group of sad people at a funeral* Do y'all know the wifi password"
"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."