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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Wilde: Always be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Liam Neeson: I will find them. Wilde: Wait, I meant- Neeson: EVERYONE"

"What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common? B7...B7..."

"Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture."

"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""

"Clue in Michigan is cheaper, because it only has three pieces Governor Snyder, Flint, and the Lead Pipe"

"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."

"Whenever a girl refuses to tell a magician her age, he cuts her in half to count the rings."

"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."

"*offers Batman cough drops*"