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Joke of the Day

"One liner I thought of and giggled at the other day A wise man once said, ""Love is all you need. And Kevlar."" I made up that last part."

"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."

"I was doing the dishes and i realized.. If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable."

"People say the World Cup in Qatar is a bad thing... But when it's all over they're going to have some great stadiums to behead women in..."

"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"

"""Sir, you have to stop masturbating"" The nurse said. ""But why?"" The man asked ""Because I can't examine you while you're moving."""

"*as girl walks in* 98, 99, *grunts* 100 ""Wow, push-ups?"" Uhm, no? Just learning to count."

"A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women."

"What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff? The bus could fit 30 more lawyers."

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."