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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
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"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"
"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"
"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."
"How to spot an idiot at the gym? They put a water bottle where the Pringles go."
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"
"A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot. Sorry."
"*smels vinyl record* The Continents r ok but they wer way beter befor they split up. do u kno the supergroup Pangaea? its from befor ur time"
"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."