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Joke of the Day

"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."

"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."

"So an interviewer asked me a question.. A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmaticsA: Could you give an example?B: Yes, I could"

"I accidentally clicked on a ""You've won an iPhone""-popup. Luckliy it was only a virus."

"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."

"Industrial robots How do industrial robots communicate with humans? They use a conveyor belt."

"Wanna hear a good joke? You."

"My grandfather always used to say that to really know a person, you have to walk in his shoes. He had six hundred and nine pairs when they finally caught him."

"I have an EpiPen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."