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Joke of the Day

"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"

"Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said ""Sank you"" so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."

"It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it."

"Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."

"Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too."