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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."

"When is the worst time to get Cancer? North of the equator."

"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."

"So they say 71 percent of tweets go unread. But I bet you all are reading this one. Cause this one's got Velociraptors. And they're awesome."

"How do Icelandic dogs bark? Bjork Bjork"

"BREAKING: 30 people feared soothed in Yankee Candle fire."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."

"Hey Dads who think that being home with the kids alone is called ""babysitting"". You're wrong. It's called ""parenting"". Not the same."

"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."

"What do you call a bunch of woman in a tree A country"