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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills."

"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"

"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."

"What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage"

"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."

"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""

"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"

"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."

"Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."