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Joke of the Day

"Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said ""Sank you"" so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"If I work as a janitor at an office, does that mean that every time I change a lightbulb I climb the corporate ladder?"

"My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her."

"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."

"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"

"TIFU by having sex on an airplane .."

"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."

"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."

"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."

"Be alert! The world needs more lerts."