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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too."

"Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*"

"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."

"What's a Greek's favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn"

"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."

"What do you call a silent kebab? A shh-kebab"

"What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"""I'm sure if I show my gf my Twitter, she'll understand it's just for fun."" Said a bunch of now single guys."

"I love linguistics Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements."

"My Somali Girfriend's nickname is 747... Because her blackbox can take a hell of a pounding."