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Joke of the Day
"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"
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"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkeywrench."
"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."
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"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"